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As above, couldn’t think up my own silliness tonight so stole this from elsewhere......I know Dave and junior will enjoy it.

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/top ... &t=1881111

Yes, excellent and a total waste of time.

Still musing about a radio 2 joke about a guy who was addicted to brake fluid , but could stop anytime.

I thought it was one of those jokes you could `pad out' to make much better.

Guy went to the Doctor........I can't stop singing Tom Jones songs.

Is this normal Doc?

No, but its Not Unusual!

junior wrote: ↑

Thu Jul 23, 2020 6:03 pm

Still musing about a radio 2 joke about a guy who was addicted to brake fluid , but could stop anytime.

That one made me chuckle as well when I heard it.

Millionaire arrives at night club in RR. Wearing an open neck shirt.
Bouncer tells him its ties only.

He can't find a tie anywhere......so looks in the boot, and puts a pair of jump leads round his neck.

Bouncer sighs, and says you can come in, but on one condition.....

Don't start anything!

I say I say I say. How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg .

Why is there only one Monopoly commission? What was the best thing before sliced bread? What do you tell a rocket scientist its not?

Kegsti66 wrote: ↑

Thu Jul 23, 2020 9:43 pm

junior wrote: ↑

Thu Jul 23, 2020 6:03 pm

Still musing about a radio 2 joke about a guy who was addicted to brake fluid , but could stop anytime.

That one made me chuckle as well when I heard it.

I guess if it had been clutch fluid it would have been a habit he slipped into.

junior wrote: ↑

Sat Jul 25, 2020 9:29 pm

Kegsti66 wrote: ↑

Thu Jul 23, 2020 9:43 pm

junior wrote: ↑

Thu Jul 23, 2020 6:03 pm

Still musing about a radio 2 joke about a guy who was addicted to brake fluid , but could stop anytime.

That one made me chuckle as well when I heard it.

I guess if it had been clutch fluid it would have been a habit he slipped into.

Symptoms would have been a feeling of social disconnection