A blonde takes her Alfa into a garage after having a few problems with it. The mechanic takes a quick look at it and says " Ah, just poo in the air filter."
The blonde says " Really, how often do I have to do that ? "
Car Maintenance.
Re: Car Maintenance.
Boom tishhhhhh
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Re: Car Maintenance.
You could have said sh1t if you wanted too Nige, i wouldn't mind.
Poo makes me giggle to this day though, its just one of those words!
Poo makes me giggle to this day though, its just one of those words!
SHREW
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Re: Car Maintenance.
I like the word MOIST.
Re: Car Maintenance.
petrolhead wrote:You could have said sh1t if you wanted too Nige, i wouldn't mind.
Poo makes me giggle to this day though, its just one of those words!
I actually did Shrew, it was changed very soon after I Posted, maybe an automatic change ? If not I know who I suspect of changing it, c'mon, own up Chris !!!!
Re: Car Maintenance.
Sud 145 wrote:I like the word MOIST.
Eeek !
Not going anywhere near this !
Re: Car Maintenance.
Nige005 wrote:petrolhead wrote:You could have said sh1t if you wanted too Nige, i wouldn't mind.
Poo makes me giggle to this day though, its just one of those words!
I actually did Shrew, it was changed very soon after I Posted, maybe an automatic change ? If not I know who I suspect of changing it, c'mon, own up Chris !!!!
wasn't me, being a moderater is lost on me, haven't a clue what i'm doing
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Lancia Delta integrale
Lancia Flavia coupe 1.8 1963
Lancia Dedra turbo
Renault Clio 197 RS
I'm bad with people things
But I should have tried more
Re: Car Maintenance.
I think that Chris does but he's keeping a bit quiet !!!!
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Re: Car Maintenance.
Probably an auto thing i reckon, i know the site has that capability, but the words to be found and changed are set by jeff so far, but he has a good sense of humour so there could be allsorts of replacement phrases and words appearing!
SHREW
I AM the Law!
Alfasud 1.7-16v, Charade Turbo SR, & The Dirty Diesels - GT Cloverleaf, 159 Ti Sportwagon, Saab 9-3 Sportwagon
I AM the Law!
Alfasud 1.7-16v, Charade Turbo SR, & The Dirty Diesels - GT Cloverleaf, 159 Ti Sportwagon, Saab 9-3 Sportwagon