Car Maintenance.

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Car Maintenance.

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A blonde takes her Alfa into a garage after having a few problems with it. The mechanic takes a quick look at it and says " Ah, just poo in the air filter."

The blonde says " Really, how often do I have to do that ? "

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Boom tishhhhhh :lol:
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You could have said sh1t if you wanted too Nige, i wouldn't mind.

Poo makes me giggle to this day though, its just one of those words! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I like the word MOIST. :lol:

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petrolhead wrote:You could have said sh1t if you wanted too Nige, i wouldn't mind.

Poo makes me giggle to this day though, its just one of those words! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I actually did Shrew, it was changed very soon after I Posted, maybe an automatic change ? If not I know who I suspect of changing it, c'mon, own up Chris !!!!

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Sud 145 wrote:I like the word MOIST. :lol:

:!: Eeek !

Not going anywhere near this !

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Nige005 wrote:
petrolhead wrote:You could have said sh1t if you wanted too Nige, i wouldn't mind.

Poo makes me giggle to this day though, its just one of those words! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I actually did Shrew, it was changed very soon after I Posted, maybe an automatic change ? If not I know who I suspect of changing it, c'mon, own up Chris !!!!

wasn't me, being a moderater is lost on me, haven't a clue what i'm doing :roll:

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I think that Chris does but he's keeping a bit quiet !!!!

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Probably an auto thing i reckon, i know the site has that capability, but the words to be found and changed are set by jeff so far, but he has a good sense of humour so there could be allsorts of replacement phrases and words appearing! :D
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